Two gentlemen were debating whether to buy a lift ticket for a days skiing in what can only be explained as marginal weather. One decided to ask a group of snowboarders if it was in fact a good day to ski.
The reply was a simple, "jeez sir, have you ever had a bad day skiing?". (The Big Mtn.)
This is good snow, eh. (Fernie, B.C.)
These moguls are soft, eh. (Lake Louise, Alberta)
Mean People Suck ((Subaru Wagon)
I'd rather die from an avalanche then a f%#*ing mogul! (Top of Brigier Bowl)
PHISHISGRUEVEN (Toyota Truck)
Hey, put your tongue on that. (Chair 7, Big Mtn.)
Visualize Whirled Peas (Volkswagon)
"Effective immediately, all employees must park in the Spruce lot by the Outpost Bldg. Any employees not driving to work do not have to park in the Spruce Lot."
.....huh? (Big Mtn. Employee News Letter)
The powder panic is the fear that someone else will get to your untracked powder before you do. (Adele's closing Email remarks)
Just because I slept with you,
doesn't mean I have to ski with you. (T-shirt my sister gave me for X-mas)
What do you do since you get to ski every day? (Rick at Sportsman Ski Haus)
Life's not a beach, it's a MOUNTAIN. (Ford Ranger)
A bad day skiing is better then a good day at work. (unknown)
It is getting tricky to convince yourself that you are a good skier amidst all of the wind drifts. One false move and you are on your proverbial
keister. (Betsy Brunton at http://www.steamboat-ski.com:80/SkiConditions.html)
What's the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum? How you attach the dirtbag. (T-shirt on an unknown soul who was carrying a
sweet Libtech)
I'd like a Face Shot followed by a Corduroy Chaser. (Me) How do you get a Ski Patrol to leave your house?
Pay him for the pizza. A closed mind is a wonderful thing to loose. (Toyota Corolla)
Small skis suck, long skis truck. (Reed) Only users lose drugs. (Sticker on unidentified snowboard) I was commenting on how kayaking was just as fun as sliding through powder when my friend shouts,
"Hey, HEy, HEY...don't make be pull you out of your boat and kick your ass!" (Aaron Guzman) |
