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Yo, this is Jon (a.k.a. Jacob Marly ). He is the bass player for the killer band He's 17, born Oct. 10, 1980. He lives in San Jose while the rest of the band lives in Cupertino. Jon is a senior at Lincoln High School. He's been playing the bass for about 3 months, so naturally he's not that good. If you visited this page 'cause you think he's gay, well, sorry to disapoint you but just like Alex he to is straight as a flipPin'(not freakin') arrow. Jon's (Jon T) favorite bands are a little different than the rest of the band's favorites. Jon is a person that likes what he likes and most of the time stays with it. Anyway his favorite bands are(in no particular order) Metallica, AC/DC, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Offspring and Sammy Hagar. There are others but they are more because they have only one or two songs that Jon likes. Jon likes to dress up all crazy and act crazy sometimes too(it's fun). No matter what he wears, he always has his wallet chains- I mean that is how he got his nameJacob MarlyWhen he walks down the street he sounds like the ghost from A Christmas Carol. That's all for now more to come later.
PERSON SUMMARY
NAME: JON TROXELL, JACOB MARLY, TRACTORBUTT, BOB PALACIOS (THE INFAMOUS LEADER OF THE RED M&M ARMY), COOKIE J
ACTIVITIES DONE IN BAND: BASS GUITAR, FULFILLING PERSONAL FANTASIES
RANK IN MOLE ARMY: HEAD ASSASSIN
BIRTH DATE: OCTOBER 10, 1980
FAMILY HISTORY: A BUNCH NORMALS
PETS/SEXUAL FRIENDS: KELSEY "NOSE IN YOUR CROACH" TROXELL (THE DOG), JON J. (SHHH- DON'T TELL ANYONE!)
LAST CRIME/CONSEQUENCE: INDECENT EXPOSURE/ GANG RAPE IN STATE PEN (NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS THOUGH)
FAVORITE FOODS: CHEESE PIZZA, CHEESE BURGER, GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH (BASICALLY ANYTHING WITH CHEESE!)
BEST PICKUP LINE: "BABY I KNOW YOU GOTTA BE TIRED CAUSE YOU BEEN WALKIN THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY."
MOST OFTEN REJECTED WITH THIS LINE: "I LIKE YOU AND ALL BUT---I'M A GUY."
FAVORITE QUOTE: "LOSERS ALWAYS WHINE ABOUT THE BEST, WINNERS GO HOME AND FUCK THE PROM QUEEN." THE ROCK
FAVORITE "YO": YO 80- "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UPSIDE THE WALL!"
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE YO LIST
MOST OFTEN USED WORD: "FLIPPIN'"
RANDOM: REASON FOR VISITING CALIFORNIA? THE CHEESE!!
IF I WERE AN OBJECT I WOULD BE: WOMEN'S BATHROBE
EYE COLOR: BLUE
HAIR COLOR (HEAD): DARK-BROWN
CURRENT HAIR STYLE: SEMI-LONG
FAVORITE MOVIE: THE ROCK
ODD HOBBIES: RUNNING THROUGH DOWNTOWN SAN JOSE AT NIGHT NAKED WITH GREEN JELLO SMEARED ALL OVER
MY BODY, SPELLING MY NAME OUT IN PEE ON PEOPLES' SIDEWALKS
PHILOSOPHY: IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, WHY BE REJECTED TWICE?
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Here are some of my favorite bands:
Old and new
Metallica rules!![]()
The Trooper is an awesome song![]()
Ozzy Osbourne maybe old- but
he flippin' rocks better than freakin' ever!![]()
And we all know about Marching to Mars! Ahhh yeah!![]()
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