Hey this is Jon Jolly, otherwise known as PSYCHOMAN, lead guitarist of the band AVATAR.  I can proudly say this web page is of my doing and if I stole something from your page go Yo 26 yourself.  Anyway I was born on April 4, 1981 at El Camino Hospital (the same place pH@tti was born.   Unfortunately right now I'm living in this godforsaken Montana- land of the hicks and ice people and it sucks.  Luckily I'm moving back to Cali in less than a month, I finally fixed my big green car (Psycho2 rules!). I've been playing bass for about a 2 years and the guitar for about 9 months.  I own the raddest trench coat, given to me by all my good homeys.  With my cool long hair and this black leather trench coat ever druggie here asks me if I smoke or chew or do weed.  Obviously I say no because I'm a wholesome American (yeah right!!).  Also I'm a General of the Mole People (an underground organization bent on world domination and the pursual of women's rights).  Anyway I'm 5'8",  145 pounds, and have some really f' in' long hair.  I enjoy pretty much anything fun, including women like the Mistress of Darkness which all of us band members have tried to get in the sack at one time or another.  But I absolutely do not want any guys sleeping with me.   I'll admit I've done it a few times in my life, but it just wasn't for me. I'm NOT gay.  Really.  No no- chicks dig me man!!   Oh come on you don't really believe all that stuff about me, Marly and pH@tti sleeping in the same sleeping bag together do you?!  It's a lie I tell you!  A LIE!!!!

PERSON SUMMARY

NAME:  JON JOLLY, PSYCHOMAN, DARKMATTRESS (EVIL COUNTERPART TO DARK MISTRESS), MR. LATEX, COOKIE J, LONG HAIRED FREAKY PERSON

ACTIVITIES DONE IN BAND:  LEAD GUITAR, STRIPPING, LOOKING DOWN HEATHER'S SHIRT 

RANK IN MOLE ARMY: SUPREME GENERAL

BIRTH DATE:  APRIL 4, 1981

FAMILY HISTORY:  COME FROM LONG LINE OF HABITUAL MASTURBATORS

PETS/SEXUAL FRIENDS:  LITTLE OLD MEN WHO WANDER INTO MY ROOM AT NIGHT

LAST CRIME/CONSEQUENCE:  LEFT TOILET SEAT UP / MAIMED

BIGGEST EVENT:  CREATING EVIL SECRET SOCIETY THAT LIVES UNDER SAN JOSE (MOLE PEOPLE)

FAVORITE FOODS:  GARLIC AND CHEESE

BEST PICKUP LINE: "HEY BABY!  BRING SOME OF DAT OVER HERE?"

MOST OFTEN REJECTED WITH THIS LINE:   "DON'T WHIP THAT OUT HERE!"

FAVORITE QUOTE:  "ZORAK IS GREEN...WITH EVIL!"  -SPACE GHOST TALK SHOW

PERSONAL QUOTE:  "WELL HOW'D THAT GET DOWN THERE?"

FAVORITE "YO":  YO 79- "YO YOU BE FLYIN' WIT DAT HYPE GEAR DAT'S BLOWIN' UP DA SPOT. AY-IGHT?   AHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!"

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MOST OFTEN USED WORD:  "SPANKY"

RANDOM: VIBRATORS MAKE SURPRISINGLY GOOD BLENDERS WHEN USED PROPERLY

IF I WERE AN OBJECT I WOULD BE:  OOOHH- LEOTARDS ON A TRANSEXUAL (KIDDING, KIDDING!)

EYE COLOR:  BROWN

HAIR COLOR (HEAD): BLONDISH-BROWN

CURRENT HAIR STYLE:  LONG AS HELL

FAVORITE MOVIE:  THE CROW

FIRST WORD:  "CHEESE-IT"    

PHILOSOPHY:  DON'T EVER FOLLOW YOUR HEART- IT GETS YOU INTO TOO MUCH TROUBLE...

Here are some of my favorite bands:

King Diamond the scarcely heard of but once you get hooked...

 Van Halen rocks like no other (favorite band)

Ever since I heard 'Set the World AFire'...

Loved them since 8th grade - X factor is cool!

   Ozzy Osbourne kicks some major butt!

I love 'Van Hagar' so I have to love anything Sammy does!

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