Mistress of Darkness Biography

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    Hello fellow children of the night, I am the one and only Mistress of Darkness. For further info please visit my homepage at http://www.mtnweb.com/~raven/Mistress/homemist.html

I am 16 years of age and presently reside in Cupertino California, and have been for the past nine years or so. I was born and lived for three years in Texas, and from there moved on to Southern Cal, then to northern Cal. Though I would like to think it is, Mistress of Darkness is not my real name, I am called Heather by those who know me. I have spent my life doing music, starting out as being Annie when I was five, and thus began my singing career. Since then I have basically lived and breathed music. There are many people at my evil school that label me Gothic, but I disagree. Er, I think that's enough for now.....

 

Person Summary

NAME:  HEATHER GUAY, MISTRESS OF DARKNESS, VOODOO CHICK, ONE OF THE SATANIC TWINS...

ACTIVITIES DONE IN BAND:  VOCALS, KEYBOARD, VARIOUS SEXUAL ACTS

RANK IN MOLE ARMY: GIRL WITH WHIP (erectionus maximus)

BIRTH DATE:  SEPTEMBER 11, 1981

FAMILY HISTORY:  EMBEZZLERS, PLANE BOMBERS, CIRCUS FREAKS

PETS/SEXUAL FRIENDS:  BLACK KITTENS, GAVIN

LAST CRIME/CONSEQUENCE:  COOKIE CRUMBS ON FLOOR/20 LASHES (ENJOYING EVERY MINUTE OF IT)

FAVORITE FOODS:  STEAK AND CHICKEN...MMMM CHICKEN

BEST PICKUP LINE: "NICE SHOES, WANNA FUCK?"

FAVORITE QUOTE:  "YOU MAY STRAY, BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS RETURN TO YOUR DARK MASTER."

FAVORITE "YO":  YO 29- "I'D LIKE TO LICK WHIP CREAM OFF HIS/HER NAKED BODY."

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE YO LIST

MOST OFTEN USED WORD:  "THINGY DINGY"

IF I WERE AN OBJECT I WOULD BE:  ZEDRICK (STUFFED ANIMAL)

EYE COLOR:  BLUEISH-GREENISH

HAIR COLOR (HEAD): BLOND (OCCASIONALLY BLACK, GREEN, PURPLE, OR RED)

CURRENT HAIR STYLE:  LONG

FAVORITE MOVIE:  BEETLEJUICE (is that how you spell that?)

FIRST WORDS:  "NO! NO!! NO!!!"    

BEST TORTURE DEVICE:  IRON MAIDEN ALL THE WAY!

ODD HOBBIES: TURNING LEGO MEN INTO GIRLS, DRESSING KEN AND BARBIE LIKE CAST MEMBERS FROM ROCKY HORROR

PHILOSOPHY EVEN THE BEST MADE PLANS ALWAYS HAVE A GLITCH IN THEM...

 

Here are a few of my other interests

 

-My one and only love Trent Reznor...

-listened to him since I was 10

-Went to my first midnight showing when I was 11

-What can I say?? (the rest of the band hates him!!)

As always....more is to come *smiles*

and if you feel so inclined, E-mail me

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