Jerk List

 
Jerk: D.B.KO      Description: A Filthy Chinese Homewrecking Whore      Whistle Blower: Screwed Wife In NEW HOPE PENNSYLVANIA      The Ugly Tale: D.B.KO, a foul ugly marriage destroying creature. D.B.KO has adultery down to fine tuned art. Her response when caught, "So what! I can do "it" all night long." Other D.B.KO words, "I should be paid for my services." Hummm, sounds like something a prostitute would say! Now rare D.B.KO sightings are referred to as "Whore watch 2000!" BEWARE D.B.KO, my attorneys ARE preparing major damage lawsuits against you! Women who live/visit New Hope, PA- stay away from D.B.KO (A small chinese whore). She's a pro at lies & deception & playing the "china doll victim act!" That's how she fooled me & then screwed my husband behind my back.
Jerk: JHS      Description: pedofile and wicked step-father      Whistle Blower: Anonymous      The Ugly Tale: This jerk took advantage of me when I was 15!!! He makes my life miserable still. He lies and manipulates at every turn. He's a violent SOB and I hope he dies a slow and painful death!!!!!!
Jerk: MPO      Description: drug using, lazy bum, that dumped me      Whistle Blower: Throb      The Ugly Tale: Dumped me, used me, threw my stereo on his lawn, asked a girl out 9 years younger than him, acting like he is 5.
Jerk: AG & DC      Description: Casino Pit Boss      Whistle Blower: Bendy Whiteaker      The Ugly Tale: One always makes me the very last dealer to get out of the pit every night that he works and the other puts me on a game that not only do I HATE dealing, but do not get paid to deal, and he knows this!
Jerk: Curt B      Description: Fat Loser      Whistle Blower: Luna      The Ugly Tale: This guy is a total loser and needs to get a life and quit obsessing about things. And he also needs to grow up. For lack of space I can't really go into detail about how crazy he is or all the dumb sh*t he's pulled. All I really need to say though is that he's a waste of a lot of skin!
Jerk: tcj     Description: lying, people-using little slut     Whistle Blower: Kim Norris      The Ugly Tale: "Lost" the first engagement ring I gave her- bought her another, showered her with gifts, planned our wedding; found out on Valentine's Day that she was sleeping with another guy and, in her own words, "using ya for all you've got." She's sociopathic- no guilt, no apologies- the next guy, BEWARE!
Jerk: J.T.D.      Description: THIEF, LIAR, CHEAT      Whistle Blower: SUCKER      The Ugly Tale: THIS IS JUST A WARNING TO ALL FEMALES IN THE SAN JAQUINE VALLEY. STAY AWAY FROM THIS JERK. HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT BEING HONEST. HIS DEFINITION OF "TLC" IS THIEF, LIAR AND CHEAT. J.T.D. LIVES IN CLOVIS CALIF. HE PRAYS ON FEMALES, WITH GOOD HEARTS. THEN HE CHEWS THEM UP AND SPITS THEM OUT. BE CAREFUL OF ANY VALUABLE BELONGINGS.
Jerk: BV      Description: Romantic, Seducer, Liar, Coward      Whistle Blower: SM      The Ugly Tale: This Jerk has an ad on the net (look out)!!!! He corresponds with romantic notions, love notes, cards, etc....You really believe this guy, (girls, I warn you, HE'S GOOD) After feeling comfortable with the fact that this tall, Handsome, "Romeo" of today is serious and really cares about you, you meet..He makes it a MAGICAL evening, no one could forget.....Then you even trust him more because he invites you to his home, for a gorment picnic, a walk in the park, wonderful cuisine, a candlelit bubblebath, and a night of exotic love, pleasure (even holds you all nite). You leave for the letters to start dwindling, the phone calls are less, you write to ask what the problem is, your really beginning to feel rejected, and hurt... He calls, smooths everything over, makes you feel silly for ever doubting him.....Only to find another ad, with different info...You have to ask is this guy even who he says......(girls, please, please beware). It's jerks like him that honestly give any good guy a bad name...Is there really any out there?? If you read the personals and run accross ~~R U single 2?~~~~~ PLEASE HEAD MY WARNING, THIS GUY WILL RIP YOUR HEART TO SHREADS............
Jerk: AMS     Description: hurter of the heart     Whistle Blower: anonymous      The Ugly Tale: Been dating this jerk for about a year and a half- never calls, writes, comes over, sends flowers...pure jerk. Then he tells me he hates talking to me on the phone, makes up excuses on why he can't come over, and won't talk to his family about me. jerk!
Jerk: IV      Description: Man with a plan      Whistle Blower: Tony Nixon (Mexican Stunt Pilot)      The Ugly Tale: Why didn't Robin Ventura run the Friggin bases??? Very unprofessional!
Jerk: Dr. B      Description: Greedy MD      Whistle Blower: Acey T.      The Ugly Tale: Received a bill from Dynacare Northwest Inc., offices in Seattle and Mount Vernon, Washington. They charged me $265.25 for the blood work, a hepatitis panel, they ran for me, per my doctor's order, last week. Seemed a little steep, so I called the lab at Kalispell Regional Hospital and asked what they would charge for the same test. Their reply: $123.50. That means Dynacare Northwest charged me more than twice as much as I would've paid if Dr. B would have had the lab work done locally. Why does he go to all the trouble of shipping blood to a more expensive out-of-state lab when his office is only a block from Kalispell Regional? Don't really know, though a skeptic might presume kickbacks (or "commissions") somehow have entered the equation. One thing's for sure, the move certainly wasn't designed to save his patients money. Obviously, people with health insurance might not care who does their lab work or for how much. But, I do because I'm paying. And the thing that really gets me is that when I first called the doctor's office and asked for them to make an appointment at Kalispell Regional for me to go and get blood drawn, they told me that if I came by the office and let the nurse draw the blood, I wouldn't need an appointment. "Will it cost the same?" I asked. "Yes," they assured me. So, I accepted their word and let them draw the blood, thinking they would be sending it over to our hospital. WRONG! They shipped it to those nasty, thieving, kick-backing, bill-padding geeks at Dynacare Northwest Inc. of Seattle and Mount Vernon, Washington. Next time, of course, my blood will be drawn and tested locally, but I feel obliged to skip the tests I would have had performed following week 12 so I can make up for having been ripped off for $141.75. In fact, if I can help it (Screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twice, shame on me.), I won't be going back to Dr. B at all. You might say I've lost confidence in him. All bow down to the money god.
Jerk: JRP      Description: Alcoholic with temper      Whistle Blower: Anonymous      The Ugly Tale: He drinks all the time. And he spends way too much time with his alchy friends. His attitude completely changes when he has alcohol in his system. I'm just angry and tired of him being married and acting single. It makes me so mad.
Jerk: J.C.      Description: Spineless weasel      Whistle Blower: P.H.      The Ugly Tale: Well, it all started at work where he really put the snow job on me. He knew that I had been raped and abused and was ever so sweet until I finally felt safe with him. He promised he wouldn't leave me and would always be there for me. But in the interim, he kept giving me information on himself, so I could pretend to be a former employer and give him a great reference. (Both of our jobs had ended at the previous construction site where we met.) Well, when he got the job THAT I LIED TO THE GUY WHEN HE CALLED ABOUT HIM, he just quit coming around. No words, no c-ya's, no kiss my ass..nothing. absolutely nothing. He had even met my family, did things for me, went out of his way to buy me a really special gift, and then bam. Nothing. The only way I could find closure with this one was to write him a letter return receipt requested and told him that when I got that receipt back in the mail, and if he hadn't called me, that I would let his silence speak for him. The door would be shut and locked. He never responded. To this day, I don't know what happened. He has a history of just leaving women like this, for he told me of several, but I didn't think he'd do it to me. He's just a chicken shit weasle and if any of you women meet a man who spells his name like a woman should, and lives in Knoxville, Tn. and woos you too with absolute abandon, run for your lives. For he is a heart breaker and soul taker. with no conscience.
Jerk: Chat      Description: Rude people on Talk City Sports MLB      Whistle Blower: A person Fed up with jerks      The Ugly Tale: I have been on the internet for a little over a year. When i first got on the internet, I started chatting. Well several chatters are rude jerks. They come into Sports MLB at Talkcity just to start stuff. Some folks change their chat names so they can't get caught being jerks. I think the people that go on chat rooms and be jerks need to get a life. I dated a guy from that chat room earlier this year. He ended up being the biggest jerk of all.
Jerk: JL      Description: Horse Thief And Hard Hearted Bully      Whistle Blower: jilly      The Ugly Tale: Stole my teenage daughter's beautiful quarter horse that was given to her by her father. We are divorced now and that's all she had left. Visit my page to see a photo of this beautiful animal.
Jerk: SH      Description: BACK STABBER      Whistle Blower: adam sadler      The Ugly Tale: there is this guy from my town! i spread a rumorr about him! it was pretty fake and no one believed me! so he just went along and started one about me! now i'm getting the junk kicked out of me and im getting beat up everyday after school and all the girls spit on me! hes not a friend any more! its just a 100% jenuine jerkasaurus rex!
Jerk: AS      Description: a real Jerkasourous Rex!      Whistle Blower: SH      The Ugly Tale: He told a girl i liked her, and then him and her friend kept gossiping about it, and finally made me explode with anger and expose my 300 punch! then this girl stopped talking to me, and she became a real jerk as well. so basically everyone I know is jerks. because AS told EVERYONE, and now everybody knows! and it's really NOT FUNNY, and I want it to stop! JERK!!
Jerk: IAN      Description: mean loser      Whistle Blower: ED      The Ugly Tale: Complete control freak who makes you feel worthless. He lied to me for months, got me pregnant and insisted that I keep it. I find out he's screwing 3 other girls and one was also pregnant with him. Told me he loved me best, but couldn't commit because commitment is old fashion but he believes in shared parenting. I kick him out, he comes back to me to tell me he loves me and wants to be faithful. Next day he's with another chick that he wants to marry. F$%* piece of shit. Burn in hell!!!!!!
Jerk: CSC     Description: Korean Nasty Girl (Female Dog)      Whistle Blower: anonymous      The Ugly Tale: This Korean girl I'll only name as Sweetsin is completely psychotic. She makes up stories about all her ex boyfriends to draw attention to herself. How her family never loved her. Which is wierd because my family was never around for me. Anyways she drove me crazy for two years and said that I was rich and a jerk. The first day I met her she called me "a bastard and an asshole". Not to mention she went into someones room and spun the dial on their Tuner and told them to shut the hell up and slammed their door. She got a job as a residence hall assistant which she got because I wrote her essay. Then she got all her friends mad at me and threw a bunch of stuff at me. She got me thrown out of school, called the cops on me for harassment (I wasn't at school anywhere near her), sent her friends to smash up my brand new car (which is wierd because she's 50 miles away), and threatened to have me beaten up by all her friends if I came back to that University. She slept with 5 guys in one month after she used me. She had a baby and was hiding it from everyone. She made stories up about me about how bad a guy I was. When the fact of the matter is that is took 5 months to even get her to say "hello". Then she apologized for it and then she started all of this to get me thrown out. She goes to Cal Poly Pomona. So if you see some Korean chick with fat hanging off her face turn away and don't let her fakeness fool you because you'll be sorry. She needs to see a psychiatrist and get an MRI scan on her brain. She loves to go to the gym and show off her rear end and she thinks she's a model when she looks ugly and should lose that stuck up and spoiled attitude.

-mentally tortured, ANONYMOUS
I FELT THIS WAS A PUBLIC SERVICE BY EXPOSING THIS DOG ON THE INTERNET

Jerk: GCB     Description: Spider Monkeyish Tendencies     Whistle Blower: anonymous     The Ugly Tale: There ain't too much to tell, really. He's a spoiled brat, he suffers from a messianic complex, and he'll make you feel like the scum of the earth. That's about the whole of it. If you're going to Vanderbilt next year, you can go knowing you'll have a jerk in your class.
Jerk: SAA     Description: lazy ungrateful selfish piece of ****!     Whistle Blower: Needles     The Ugly Tale: This loser used me for more than 5 years, still wants no committment. Always gets what he wants when he wants it, but never do I get anything in return!!!!!!!!! And he makes me out to be the "bad guy" He is totally ungrateful and I hope he regrets it for a long time when I leave and don't come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerk: KM     Description: Two timin' Liar & Insensitive Creep     Whistle Blower: KNP     The Ugly Tale: Met this wonderful guy and we hit it off EXTREMELY well. He was going to work in a Resort in another province for the summer. (We're both University students). Called me every day and showered me with flowers and talked about the future. Said he loved me even and we talked about how great it would be one day to move in together as our careers were moving in the same direction. Calls every day for 2 months and then the next day calls and says he's not coming back for about 8 months and then asks me how the weather is!!!! That's it!!! What is that??? I actually do know - another girl or girls he met working at this summer resort. Why he even started with me I'll never understand. My heart is broken.........I was ready to love him after all the hurt and pain I have been through with other men.
Jerk: KM (a different KM than above)     Description: Impatient Lender     Whistle Blower: Mike Brantley     The Ugly Tale: Okay, so this guy lends me this book and I'm a slow reader. Well, okay, it took me four years to read the stinkin' book. Anyway, this jerk actually wanted his book back! The nerve! So I wrapped it up and gave it to him for his birthday.
Jerk: RMB     Description: Liquid Fire Loser     Whistle Blower: Prospective Buyer     The Ugly Tale: The wanna be stud muffin that is trying to "run" D.S.P, a security products company, never answers his phone or when you do talk to him he blows it out his ass. Most of the time he runs his business through Puke in the bucket type bars, and thinks everyone loves him!! His girlfriend once in a while answers the phone. She's a fruitcake! I understand through friends that he is married to a very nice person he loved to beat! He also uses fake addresses and phone numbers. I think he is a fake himself! Beware, his pepper sprays are past pulldate!
Jerk: CRP     Description: Gutless, cheating, good for nothin', EX     Whistle Blower: Miss America     The Ugly Tale: It started last year, he cheated on me with this one girl, (imagine Stimpy with more hair). We broke up right before the prom, but decided to go together anyway. Then he takes pictures with the girl he was cheating on me with. This year he continues to harass me, and is fooling around with my best friend. Not to mention he also has a witch for a cousin who is always causing trouble for me.
Jerk: JG     Description: Slick ladies con-man     Whistle Blower: LC     The Ugly Tale: well, this jerk i met on the personals on the internet (ok enough said). we talked on the phone for a week. it was great. we got along. he liked me for me. he saw what i looked like and was quite pleased. he basically was traveling a lot but called me 3xs a day from various states. 3 hours on the phone. told me he really really liked me, i was the one, he could't wait to see me, etc. well then one day he acted distant. wouldn't call me, left a state for home a day early. wrote in the middle of the week. i'm sick i'll call you. never did. no emails, no return calls.

he's a jerk because he totally lied. a wave of emotions for 2 weeks and then totally turns them off in an instant and i didn't do anything?

he's a world (no)class jerk.

Jerk: LDS     Description: Heartbreaker     Whistle Blower: Karen     The Ugly Tale: Broke a wonderful happy relationship just becaue he was afraid of the big bad commitment.... after asking me to marry him and telling me he would never leave me.. that it was impossible because he loved me so much. Asked me to drive 350 miles to meet his friends and family at his sister's wedding... a wonderful time... big success. Suddenly, less than a week later he's ending it after a year and a half of growing and loving. Can't really explain why.. just wants to be "free." Says he still loves me deeply... does this make sense?!!
Jerk: bs     Description: mean and miserable     Whistle Blower: anon     The Ugly Tale: for being very insensitive!!!!!!!
Jerk: J.R.     Description: 19 yrs old, dirty blond hair, blue eyes     Whistle Blower: Britney     The Ugly Tale: ok, Justin lied the whole time, but he took my parents texaco card and spent $472 in two weeks on beer and cigarettes, and didnt tell me, and he threatened to kill me and beat me up...he is a complete loser...white trash...
Jerk: CLM     Description: WANNABE!     Whistle Blower: onymous     The Ugly Tale: Has no respect for women. He thinks the only thing they're good for is sex. Turned friends on eachother so they would'nt talk and find out he was having sex with all of them. Married with 3 children and 3girlfriends! he thinks he's trendy - but he's really a GEEK!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerk: jwt3     Description: asshole mother f'er son of a bitch     Whistle Blower: natalie and angela     The Ugly Tale: he sent another girl a poem that my best friend wrote for him and then told her it was from him, and then sent them both the same poem.
Jerk: lc     Description: lovable, but lying little shit!     Whistle Blower: anonymous     The Ugly Tale: My boyfriend is a jerk for lying to me repeatedly. He said he would stop smoking dope and he hasn't! He's draining our bank account and my patience. He keeps saying he's not doing it, and then kisses my !#! when I find out differently. I love him, but he's still a jerk! He needs to get a life.
Jerk: mjv     Description: The Boy friend from hell     Whistle Blower: mrh     The Ugly Tale: He has no Idea how to treat a person with any kind of respect.
Jerk: nameless     Description: jerk     Whistle Blower: anon     The Ugly Tale: This fool calls my restaurant and tells me he got a sandwich with cheese on it and he didn't order cheese. I told him if he would like I would replace the sandwich or refund his money. Well he started cussing at me and then he hung up. Well thank goodness for caller ID. So I called him back and asked him if he had just called and he hung up again. So I called him back again and he hung up again. I don't know why people have to be such jerks.
Jerk: J.C.     Description: Total asshole     Whistle Blower: V.C.     The Ugly Tale: Total idiot, acting like an asshole as usual. Cares about no one other than himself. Thinks he is gods gift. Is a devils creation! Tells me, his wife, I am a burden on him!! He is soon going to see a REAL burden! Can't wait ;)
Jerk: laura      Description: Smelly Skank Bitch Wanna-Be Home-wrecker    Whistle Blower: Angel     The Ugly Tale: She tried stealing my man and took advantage of one of my friends. She also is a very psyco bitch.
Jerk: rebecca     Description: short and jerky     Whistle Blower: anonymous      The Ugly Tale: She's a jerk to her best friend who SO doesn't deserve it. 'Nuff said.
Jerk: LS     Description: Out-of-control therapist     Whistle Blower: VL     The Ugly Tale: OK. Chickey-poo here is a therapist. Let me repeat that. A THERAPIST. You know, the kind of person who should understand how to treat people! But she was so angry at the way the insurance company I work for handled her claim, she called and yelled at me for 20 minutes, turning it into a personal attack against *ME* when all I had done was do my job the way I am paid to do. OK... insurance companies aren't the most respected people in the world, but, hey! I'm just a peon. I don't make the rules, and I certainly can't change them. But this so called "therapist" couldn't seem to grasp the concept that there was a living, breathing, FEELING person on the other end of the phone who might be taking her insults PERSONALLY. I ended up crying for 2 hours and eventually had to see MY OWN therapist (lovely, lovely man that he is--*kiss* *kiss* John) to get over this heartless attack. What a JERK!
Jerk: SLL      Description: The ultimate Jerk Bastard motherf___er      Whistle Blower: AD      The Ugly Tale: the guy is the biggest bastard on earth. He was seeing a girl for 2 years and me for 8 months, he got caught and he hit me, and threatened to kill me and put me in a wheelchair. He spent a night in jail 4 it, & I'll be seeing him in court...Jerk!
Jerk: JTS      Description: playing fratboy      Whistle Blower: (anonymous)      The Ugly Tale: The former named person is a user of college women. He has a pretty face, so women are easily fooled by his charm. I'm sure everyone knows someone that fits this description. Beware! Jerks are everywhere!
Jerk: RMB      Description: Soon to be her ex-husband      Whistle Blower: Simon      The Ugly Tale: RMB is R.M.B____t. He has been living with his girlfriend and seeing several others at the same time. RMB's wife left him 11 years ago and he still refuses to give her a divorce. RMB has recently moved, left no forwarding address or phone number. His girlfiends, if they only knew how he treated his wives, would tell him to take his bib overalls back to the pig farm from which he came. R.M.B____t...blowhard...same thing!
Jerk: RF      Description: Old Immature Man      Whistle Blower: Too Good for the Jerk      The Ugly Tale: Bragged like a college boy to his friend about his "relations" and/or wanted "relations." Spoke unfavorably about women and how he feels about them.
Jerk: M.B.     Whistle Blower: Ken Murchison     The Ugly Tale: Well over four years ago I let this guy borrow a book, "Burr" by Gore Vidal. To this day, he has yet to return it. Every time I see him, he swears he keeps meaning to get it back to me. I ran into him in the grocery store parking lot the other night and told him I was going to expose him on the Jerks page. He laughed. Well, let's see if he laughs now!
Jerk: B & J     Whistle Blower: Sam Gibara     The Ugly Tale: These two worthless pieces of SH*T tried to make my life a living hell. All they did was prove to the rest of the world that they live in hell and therefore can only try to bring others down with them. The don't deserve "used toilet paper". And if I found them along side of the road, dying and I was their only hope of living, then they would die. And if it were possible I would stick a gun up their as*es and pull the trigger till it went "click".
Jerk: B.G.      Whistle Blower: Joe Burnette       The Ugly Tale: Convinced Paramount to make 'Star Trek' web site viewable only with Internet Explorer.
Jerk: Sen. J.H.     Description: (R-NC)     Whistle Blower: Ken Murchison     The Ugly Tale: I have met dear jesse at least four times, and while he may seem like a nice guy, in reality he is nothing more than a narrow-minded, hate-filled, bigoted, extreme right-wing ... What? Oh, you wanted to know about jerks, not complete assholes who make you wish birth control were retroactive. So sorry.
Jerk: Out of date macho men     Whistle Blower: MiniMary     The Ugly Tale: The cyber jerks that offend me the most are the out of date macho men who still think women are some form of subhuman being that is meant to serve and certainly not to listen to. The ones who can't hear unless someone ask's you a question and they are across the room, but yell out the answer before you can even begin to answer the question which was directed to you. When a woman is trying to explain something they give a standard uhuh and are agreeing but obviously not listening because they see you as so insignificant that they can agree to anything and don't have to live up to agreement.
Jerk: L.C.     Whistle Blower: Ace Toscano     The Ugly Tale: This clown once was our landlord. He was out of the country when we took the apartment so we did all the repairs, spackling, and painting ourselves. When it came time to move out, he refused to return out $300 deposit so I filed a claim in small claims court. He, in turn, counter sued for $2,000 which was beyond the limits of small claims court which meant we had to go through a civil proceding. But, I wasn't about to give up. He had a lawyer. I represented myself. In court, he produced photos of someone else's apartment as proof of damages we had caused in ours. They were so at odds with photos I had taken that the judge laughed him and his lawyer out of court. Among his other crimes: while we were at work during the day, he'd run our oil furnace in order to heat up the basement where he was working. Call him Frenchy if you want. I prefer to call him JERK!
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