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Boharski's bill is an embarrassment
Ah, I love Republican agendas. The Grand White Party sees homosexuality as a crime-causing, society-crum- bling, morally wrong act. Now one of Kalispell's own has decided to join the Jesse Helms anti-homosexual legislative wrecking crew. (Helms is the South Carolina senator who refuses to believe AIDS can be transmitted heterosexually.) Rep. Bill Boharski has introduced House Bill 323, which would ban same-sex marriages in the state of Montana.
There's just no excuse for the wintertime blues
When I was really young, on rainy days when my friends couldn't come outside to play, I used to tell my mother that I was bored and I couldn't find anything to do. My mom, the all-knowing one, would tell me if I couldn't think of anything else to do, she could think of three bathrooms in our house that needed to be scrubbed. Amazingly enough, when faced with the prospect of cleaning toilets, I could always find something to keep me busy.
Don't let Montana transform into a Butte-ugly eyesore
The mining town of Butte was once the San Francisco of the Northwest. Cop per barons lived in luxury, and often ran the state government with bribes and under-the-table business dealings.
Pope unholy towards UNICEF efforts
Close your eyes and picture this: you are a poor woman in war-ridden Bosnia. You have just been raped by an enemy soldier as part of an attempt to rid the country of your race. The only comfort you are given is the possibility of a drug that could rid your body of the child that has been planted in your womb. Now imagine that you are told to carry to term the child of the man who raped you.
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.