DO
Go with that nerd that sits next to you in
science; someday he may be your millionaire boss.
If you are going to grind with your date make
sure it's YOUR date!
Do brush your teeth-please?
Make sure your date won't bust out to the song
"The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang (you and me baby ain't nothing but
mammals...need we say more?)
Be like singing trio TLC - don't date "No
Scrubs" for Homecoming.
Bust a phatty dance move in front of everyone.
Just be sure you don't fall.
Have fun - you only get four of these babies
in a lifetime.
DON'T
IF you're a guy, don't wear crushed velvet -
only Austin Powers can pull that off.
If you're a girl, don't make and/or wear a
dress made of cling wrap.
Cruise Main - 'nough said.
Take the 25-year-old guy with the beard,
piercings and tattoos that you picked up in the parking lot of the old Rosauers.
Don't take a sixth grader - I don't think we
would need to explain this one.
Don't dress like Britney Spears in
"Oops..I Did it Again" - cuz, oops...we don't want to see it again.
No extreme PDA It makes the rest of us
want to throw up. |
Words for the big night..
-Corsage rymes with massage. IT is
not corSAGE!! It is NOT an herb or shrub. They're just flowers.
-You look great!
-Curfew - this might be your last
night out for a while if you don't know the meaning of this word.
-You look beautiful!
-Gas- fill up that tank tiget! It's
gonna be a long night.
-You look fabulous. |
