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• What is a "Master Hypnotist"?  and a "Certified Hypnotherapist"?
    A Master Hypnotist is someone who has formal training in Hypnosis, and has shown that he/she can hypnotize most people in the general public. Further, they have demonstrated an expertise in the field of hypnosis. A Hypnotherapist is someone who uses hypnosis to help people make improvements in the quality of their lives. (Quit smoking, lose weight, better study habits, control pain, ect...)  My training came from the Southern Institute of Hypnosis, and I am certified as BOTH a Master Hypnotist (MH), and a Clinical Hypnotherapist (CHt). for more info see the Southern Delta Hypnosis Clinic web site.

• Are you REALLY a psychic?
     Well, that depends on YOUR definition of a "Psychic". No, I can't read minds, and NO, I wont do some silly parlor tricks to "prove" I am, either. I CAN and DO readings for people that are about 85% accurate,  I CAN help you to find this ability within your self, and I CAN  predict future events with a pretty good track record.  I don't, however, have TIME to waste on skeptics...  I can't prove that God exists either, but I have faith that he/she/it does.

• Do you believe in God?
  Well, I'm not an "Atheist"...  My view of God IS a little different than most though. I see God as an INFINITE being that encompasses ALL things. At this level we could not POSSIBLY relate to God, so we ALL break him into "facets". I say "we" because even the most devout monotheist chooses to see God as a "father" image, or even as a "Trinity", but why be so closed to all the other possibilities. I see God as having other useful attributes besides just the typical "Father" image. I call myself a "Neo-Pagan" because I see the ONE GOD as having MANY "facets", and EACH of these "Facets" can have a name, persona, and way of relating to someone that is very different from another "Facet". After all God IS infinite... It's complicated, but YES, I believe in God.

• How long did it take to grow all that hair?
    From 1984 when I was in the Marines 'til now. It is about 4 inches from my butt, and would PROBABLY grow faster, but I don't get it cut very often... no, I don't have a bad problem with "split ends" either.  I tend to wear it "Qui Gon Jinn" (the guy in the Star Wars movie...)  style these days.

• Is "Storm" really your last name?
  No, but my REAL last name is Norwegian, and about a mile long so no one would remember it anyway. Storm  is, for all practical purposes, the name I use 95% of the time on AND off the internet.

• Are you a "warlock"?
  Warlock is a word that means "coward" or "oath breaker", and is considered an insult. I am not a warlock.

• OK, are you a witch?
  If you mean do I fly around on a broomstick, and cast evil spells, no. If you mean someone who studies magick, yes.  If you mean a "Wiccan", well, not exactly, but your getting close. Neo-Pagan is a good word...

• Are you single?
  yes, but not really "looking"... I am just too busy right now.

• Are you "gay"?
  no, and I'm not "bi" or "bi-curious" either, but I DO support gay rights, and have some close friends who are gay/bi.

• Are you a "nut case"?
  No, I just see the world a little bit differently than most, and have the will and courage to speak my mind about what I see.

• Isn't it hard being a single dad?
  The BEST and HARDEST job I ever had!  I have 2 fine, strong,  young men that are the CENTER of my world. There is nothing that I do, that doesn't take them into consideration. so, yes, it's hard, but nothing good comes easy! 

• Can you teach me the Tarot (astrology, paganism, insert other here...) ?
  well, yes and no,   I CAN tell you what I know, and share my experiences, but a LOT of this stuff deals with the 90 percent of the brain that we DON'T USE, and I can't teach you how to tap into it.... It also requires study, and getting an intimate, and DETAILED    knowledge of each card (planet, aspect, whatever...)  and this is TIME CONSUMING. You can't read a novel without knowing what an "A", or a "B" is... right?   I DO from time to time, take on a student, but they MUST show dedication, and initiative or I won't waste my time.

• Is your 1-900 line hiring?
  call them and find out. I work for them, but I live in Arkansas, and they are in Pennsylvania, I have no clue if they need help or not...  

• Has anyone ever told you , you look like so-in-so?
  uh, yeah, and I really don't get it.... but thanks... ;-)  

• Are you a devil worshiper?
  I don't believe in a "devil", so how could I "worship" one???   

• Why do you hate Spam so much? 
  well that one struck a nerve! This is my biggest "pet peeve"...  I have a long distance dial up, 2 computers on 2 separate ISP's, and 2 teen aged boys, so my phone bill is high enough with out having to download email that I don't even WANT in the first place. I estimate that Spam costs me over $200 EXTRA per year, in phone bills and on-line charges (that is a CONSERVATIVE estimate...). I WON'T ever do business with ANYONE who spams as a matter of principle, and I am VERY aggressive in getting spammers kicked off the net. This costs me even MORE than the spam does, but I get some satisfaction out of every spammer I get booted off their ISP.  I look at it this way, if someone STOLE $5 from you, and you KNOW who it was, wouldn't YOU spend another $5 to have this person punished?  I would, in a heart beat!   I AM relentless too.... as one ex-spammer called me after I got him booted.